We all need to lighten up once in a while. Personally, I think it’s a shame we don’t make more time for laughter. It will come in handy in so many different situations. It can cheer up a friend after a bad day. It can derail that oh-so-dangerous train of political conversation that has no business at the Christmas dinner table in the first place. Or my personal favorite, it can make a normal day just a little bit better.
Here we’ve got gifts for your partner, for your parents, for your kids, or heck, maybe you just wanna treat yourself once in a while. That’s fine too. No matter who you’re buying for, these gag gifts are bound to bring a smile to their faces. Because sometimes it isn’t so much about the gift itself but how it makes them feel.
Contents
- List of the Funniest Gag Gifts
- 1. Adult Award Ribbons
- 2. Pirate Corkscrew
- 3. Emergency Underpants
- 4. Adult Entertainment For Women
- 5. World’s Smallest Violin
- 6. Nailed It Nifty Note
- 7. Time Magazine Man of the Year Mirror
- 8. Zombie Survival Guide
- 9. BS Button
- 10. Inflatable Boyfriend
- 11. Fake Stick-on Power Outlet
- 12. Drum Pants
- 13. The Gift of Nothing
- 14. Prank Gift Box
- 15. Funny Parking Notes
- 16. Willy Warmer
- 17. Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
- 18. Atomic Nose Hair trimmer
- 19. Crafting With Cat Hair
- 20. Beer Soap
- 21. Banana Lip Balm
- 22. Mayonnaise Hair Mask
- 23. Ice Cream Lock
- 24. Pizza Night Light
- 25. Wine Condoms
- 8. Giant Fist Koozie
- 27. Cable Bite Critters
- 28. Shittens
- 29. Golden Toilet Mug
- 30. Personalized Fart Extinguisher
- 31. Motivational Profanity Pencils
- 32. Man Bun Visor
- 33. Passive Aggressive Notes
- 34. Shakespearean Insults Chart
- 35. Beer Briefcase
- 36. Neck Hammock
- 37. Giant Meteor Election Sticker
- 38. UFO Detector
- 39. Anatomically Correct Swimsuit
- 40. Cat Battle Armor
- 41. Things to Do While You Poo on the Loo
- 42. Giant Playing Cards
- 43. Abusive Balloons
- 44. Bubble Wrap Suit
- 45. Profanity Generator
- 46. Remote Control Flying Shark
- 47. St. Nicholas Cage Christmas Ornament
- 48. Bathroom Guest Book
- 49. Thor’s Hammer Bottle Opener
- 50. Burrito Blanket
- 51. UFO Plant Holder
- 52. How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
- 53. World’s Smallest Vacuum Cleaner
- 54. Bread Loaf Slippers
- 55. Donut Hole Coffee Mug
- 56. Butt/Face Soap
- 57. How to Traumatize Your Children
- 58. Retirement Countdown Timer
- 59. Wine Bottle Wine Glass
- 60. Grilled Cheesus Sandwich Press
- 61. Beard Hat
- 62. Farting Piggy Bank
- 63. I Flexed and the Sleeves Fell Off’ Tank Top
- 64. Pizza Blanket
- 65. PimplePopper Stress Reliever
- 66. Trump Socks
- 67. Potato Pal
- 68. Fishing Pole Campfire Roaster
- 69. Unicorn Taco Holder
- 70. Dog Mom Socks
List of the Funniest Gag Gifts
Below, I’ve listed out a ton of funny gifts and hilarious gag gifts. Simply scroll through the list and pick out your favorite gift or gifts!
1. Adult Award Ribbons
Buy or Read More at Uncommon Goods Here ($25.00 at the time of publication)
Kids, especially teenagers, dish out their fair share of sarcasm. I know this not because I’m a parent, but because I definitely used to be that kid. With these Adult Award Ribbons, it’s time for parents to get sweet, sweet revenge. You can reward your kids for such accomplishments as brushing their teeth, taking out the trash, or even putting on pants! Woo-wee! They talk about “adulting” enough, it’s about darn time they got some recognition for it.
But maybe I’m leaning too heavily on the sarcastic tilt. Maybe you want to give out a genuine token of achievement to your friends just for making through another day, because honestly, who knew adulting was gonna be this hard?
2. Pirate Corkscrew
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($9.54 at the time of publication)
Now here’s a cute little novelty item. It’s a corkscrew/bottle opener/multi-tool shaped like a little pirate. Kind of a packed item considering it’s still small enough to fit in your pocket, and it’s sure to get a lot of laughs when you bust it out at a party. The pirate corkscrew is a great gift for any college students in your life, but I’m sure the parents would appreciate it too, provided they partake. The design is also surprisingly detailed. It includes a key ring earring, a bandana, and a skull and crossbones, so not only is it dead useful, it’s authentic to boot!
3. Emergency Underpants
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($5.73 at the time of publication)
Okay, first things first. Emergency underpants. You never know when you’ll need ‘em, right? Neither does anyone else. That’s why this is the perfect gift for anyone prone to spilling the entire bottle of barbecue sauce right into their lap (not that I’ve ever done that). These underpants are 100% polyester and comfortable to boot. Best of all, one size fits most adults. I’d say your target audience is your father on his fiftieth birthday, maybe your grandfather if he’s got a sense of humor. Heck, even if he doesn’t, at least you got a laugh out of it. They only come in white, but when one finds oneself in need of emergency underpants, beggars can’t exactly be choosers.
4. Adult Entertainment For Women
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($10.18 at the time of publication)
I laughed out loud when I came across this book. It’s called Porn For Women, and while that may sound a bit inappropriate, the contents is actually all PG. This book is filled with pictures of men completing mundane housework such as vacuuming, folding laundry, and doing the dishes, all with enthusiastic smiles on their faces. It would definitely make a great Mother’s Day gift, and I think all moms would really get a kick out of it!
5. World’s Smallest Violin
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($13.99 at the time of publication)
This one goes hand in hand with the adulting ribbons. It’s the World’s Smallest Violin, playing just for the waitresses (Reservoir Dogs, anyone?). But really, it’s the perfect cure-all for self pity, and let’s face it, we could all use that sometimes. Whether you’re the parent of a kid with a bad case of the “why-me’s,” or the friend of a friend who won’t stop complaining about his job even, this tiny violin is sure to get the point across. And if it doesn’t, you can always play a tiny rendition of “Back to Black.”
6. Nailed It Nifty Note
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($7.61 at the time of publication)
I wish someone would give me these Nailed It Nifty Notes. Some people just have a hard time expressing their happiness for others. Maybe you know someone like that in your life; if you do, these notes are the perfect gift. It takes something that might be truly daunting for someone and makes it as simple as checking a box. Now they feel good without feeling the pressure of acknowledging their emotional ineptitude, and you feel good about enabling them. And who knows, maybe someday you’ll find one of those notes slipped under your door.
7. Time Magazine Man of the Year Mirror
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($15.68 at the time of publication)
Okay, this one’s a bit niche, but if you’re a fan of The Big Lebowski, or know anyone who is, then this may very well be the best gift on this list. You may recall the scene in which Jeff Bridges look into a mirror painted to look like the cover of Time. Well, somebody made a real mirror that looks like the cover of Time magazine. It looks exactly like the one from the movie, and now I really hope someone in my life knows me well enough to get this for me someday.
8. Zombie Survival Guide
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($12.26 at the time of publication)
You can never be too prepared. Chances are you have at least one lovable lunatic in your life who lives by these words. Do them a favor and get them The Zombie Survival Guide. It’ll tell them everything they need to know about surviving the inevitable zombie apocalypse, including what kind of weapons to use, how to upgrade their home into an anti-zombie fortress, and how to survive in any type of environment. It also goes into detail about zombie physiology and behavior. Just make sure you give it to someone who lives close. That way when the zombies come, you know whose house to go to.
9. BS Button
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($8.50 at the time of publication)
You’ve heard of the Easy Button? Well this is the Bullshit Button. As we’ve already mentioned, sometimes it’s just hard to find the words. With this button in reach, you’ll never have to worry about being tongue-tied again. Just be careful about who’s within hearing distance when you use it. Grandma’s house probably isn’t the best place to bust it out. It’s perfect for that friend who likes to call people out. Just make sure they don’t use it on you.
10. Inflatable Boyfriend
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($6.99 at the time of publication)
This is a great one. It’s an inflatable boyfriend. Just add water. The inflatable boyfriend expands to over six times its original size. It takes about 72 hours to expand completely, but the best thing about him is that he’s reusable! So no matter how you give him to, they’ll never be lonely again. I think this would be a great gift to cheer a friend up after a breakup. Alternatively, it’s a great prank to play on a sibling or close friend.
11. Fake Stick-on Power Outlet
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($11.95 at the time of publication)
These fake power outlets are a true gag for the jokester-at-heart. Just stick them on the wall in a reasonable-looking spot and watch as your family, or friends, or roommates, or coworkers (so many possibilities!) freak out as they try to fathom why they can’t do something as simple as plug in their phone charger. Assuming you don’t tell anyone, you can get away clean, leaving you free to enjoy the spectacle of frustration.
12. Drum Pants
Buy or Read More at Drum Pants Here ($189.99 at the time of publication)
Two words. Drum Pants. You read that right. Hard to imagine? Well, they look pretty much like a normal pair of jeans. The only difference is, depending on where you pat them, they make the sound of a different percussion instrument. They can connect wirelessly or with a USB, and they’re great for that musician in your life. You have to watch the video to really get the idea, but they basically turn your lower body into a full-blown drum kit.
13. The Gift of Nothing
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($7.50 at the time of publication)
I laughed out loud when I came across this. It’s nothing. Perfect if you want to give a gift with some minimalist flair. I know I have so many people in my life who when I ask them what they want for a gift always say, “Nothing.” Well, now you can get it for them, and serves them right. In the future they’ll be more careful about what they wish for.
14. Prank Gift Box
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($7.15 at the time of publication)
This is another one of my favorites. It’s a prank gift box that advertises a ridiculous yet kind of appealing product, such as a coffee maker that attaches to your shower head. In reality, no such product exists, but the point is to get a laugh. But the best thing about it, as you might have guessed, is that you can put anything inside the box, anything at all. Even, perhaps, some emergency underwear?
15. Funny Parking Notes
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($11.91 at the time of publication)
We’ve all parked next to that guy. Or come back out of the store to find that guy parked next to us. We’d love to give him a piece of our mind, maybe leave a passive aggressive note or something, but who carries paper anymore? These Funny Parking Notes are the perfect solution. It’s a stack of cards that say things like, “Hey!” Or, “Learn to park, a**hole!” Each pack comes with 50 cards, 5 copies of each joke. Just throw them in the glove and you’ll be prepared to deal with bad parkers no matter where you go.
16. Willy Warmer
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($9.99 at the time of publication)
It’s just what it sounds like. As it says on the package, “It’s a heater for your Peter!” This is a great way to let the man in your life know just how much you care. The Willy Warmer is knit, and includes a drawstring, guaranteeing that it will fit just right. It’s perfect if any of the men in your life are avid hikers or fishermen, or prone to attending outdoor sporting events. Whatever the case, it’s a good gag, and who knows? He might even use it.
17. Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($18.70 at the time of publication)
We got this for my mom on her fiftieth birthday. She has a lot of birds that she feeds in the backyard, and when you have a lot of birdseed lying around, it’s bound to attract some unwanted customers in squirrel form. To keep them away from the birdseed, my mom needed another feeder. Hence, the Horse Head Squirrel Feeder. You just put the food inside the squirrel head, sit back and watch the action. Everyone’s happy, and the best part is that the squirrel’s have NO IDEA how ridiculous they look.
18. Atomic Nose Hair trimmer
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($19.99 at the time of publication)
As the son of a father with some colossal nose hairs, I understand the importance of this gift. It’s a nuclear powered nose hair trimmer. Okay, it’s not really nuclear powered, but the spirit is there in the atomic symbol emblazoned on the side. The trimmer itself is shaped like some kind of laser pistol, like something out of Star Trek. It comes packaged in a “futuristic” window box, it only takes a single AA to fire it up, and it’s the perfect way to let Dad know it’s time to trim the nasal hedges.
19. Crafting With Cat Hair
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($12.36 at the time of publication)
Owning a pet can be stressful, and though cats are often considered the more “low maintenance” of the furry friends, they still come with their fair share of trials and tribulations. And there is perhaps no greater trial than that of shedding. You know it, I know it, and most importantly, your cat-owning friends know it. So why not give them a great way to deal with all that cat hair and gift them Crafting with Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make With Your Cat? Not only will it teach them how to craft kitty tote bags and finger puppets, but their cat will no doubt be more than happy to help. You’ll give them a hobby while inspiring cat-human companionship at the same time.
20. Beer Soap
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($9.99 at the time of publication)
This beer soap is pretty self-explanatory. But don’t worry, it won’t make you smell like you’ve been hitting the local dive bar before work. It’s actually a nice blend of scents described as “spicy, herbal, and grassy.” If I may, I’d suggest that it’s more beer INSPIRED than beer smelling. And best of all, the ingredients are all natural, cruelty-free, and include real hops!
It’s made by Swag Brewery, and they not only carry beer soap, but wine and whiskey soap as well!
21. Banana Lip Balm
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($10 at the time of publication)
One of the cuter food-inspired gag gifts, this banana lip balm will throw your giftee for a loop. At first glance they’ll think you’ve given them, well, a banana. It’s only upon closer inspection that they’ll realize you’ve actually gifted them something not only funny, but actually useful! I’m a big fan of form working hand in hand with function, so if you know anybody who likes gifts they can actually use, this is perfect for them.
22. Mayonnaise Hair Mask
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($16.00 at the time of publication)
I had to include this gift next since it falls into the “food-related gag” category. It’s a hair nutrition pack disguised as a bottle of mayonnaise. The mayonnaise hair mask also falls into the “funny but useful” category. It’s made by Tony Moly, a Korean Hair company. Their hair masks are fortified with nutritious oils, and vanilla and macadamia scents. The packaging is pretty convincing, so whoever you gift it to just make sure they don’t stick it in the fridge.
23. Ice Cream Lock
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($16.93 at the time of publication)
This might be the most ingenious item on this list. It’s a combination lock that fits around the lid of a pint of ice cream. As someone who would rather die than share my mint-chocolate shake, and who grew up with siblings, I can certainly understand the necessity of an ice cream defense mechanism. It’s made by Ben and Jerry’s, so I think it might only work with their pints. Good thing they make good ice cream!
24. Pizza Night Light
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($9.99 at the time of publication)
Who doesn’t want a night light shaped like a slice of pizza? No one, that’s who, which is why this is a great gift for literally anybody. Not only is it hilarious, but the red and white cheese and sauce colors actually fill the room with a very pleasing glow. Now you can go to sleep knowing that you’ll dream about a big, greasy slice of deliciousness. I think this would be a great gift for just about anyone, but college students in particular come to mind. I mean, all they think about is pizza anyway, right?
25. Wine Condoms
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($16.97 at the time of publication)
Where have these been all my young adult life? They’re wine condoms, a perfect and perfectly silly way to keep your open bottles of wine from spoiling. The “condoms” are one hundred percent food-grade rubber latex, and they’re made with shrink-fit technology, which is just a fancy way of saying one size fits all. The airtight seal keeps the oxygen out and the wine right where it’s supposed to be, so it’ll last as long as you need it to. Although let’s face it, we won’t need it to last very long at all, will we?
8. Giant Fist Koozie
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($16.99 at the time of publication)
We all have that friend who likes to crack open a cold one. Make sure his hands don’t get too cold by getting him a Giant Fist Koozie. The fist is about the same size as the Hulk’s, and it actually comes in green, as well as blue, red, and skin color. If all goes well the night will end with conclude with an impromptu boxing match, and you can sit back, relax, and know that you did this.
27. Cable Bite Critters
Buy or Read More at Urban Outfitters Here ($6.00 at the time of publication)
I feel like I’ve been adding a lot of funny but useful gifts, but honestly, I can’t get enough of them. So here’s another gift that’s not only cute, but something the giftee can actually use. They’re cable bites, meant for organizing your various charging cords, only these cable bites are shaped like little critters. They’ve got pandas, dogs, rabbits, and goldfish, among others. You just shove the cable through the critter’s, well, you know what, and it comes out it’s mouth and viola! You’re organized!
28. Shittens
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($9.95 at the time of publication)
I hope you’re a fan of toilet-related humor, because this is one of many on this list. They’re called shittens, and they do exactly what you’d think. They’re basically wet wipes shaped like gloves so you can slip them over your hand. Funny, yes, but also incredibly sanitary. They’re the perfect gift for new parents, or people who just like to be prepared. Because, as it says on the package, “Poop is gross.”
29. Golden Toilet Mug
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($12.99 at the time of publication)
I warned you there would be more toilet humor, but don’t worry, this one’s a little classier. It’s a pure gold toilet coffee mug. Well, it’s painted to look like pure gold, anyway, and it’s a great way for anyone to start their day; drinking from a mug worthy of a king or queen. It’s also the perfect gift for that friend who seems to have a new coffee mug every time you come over, and it’s a great way to make one of life’s simple pleasures just a little bit more amusing.
30. Personalized Fart Extinguisher
Buy or Read More at Etsy here ($25.95 at the time of publication)
Etsy is a wonderful place full of wonderful things. Luckily, there’s a lot of creators on there with a great sense of humor, making some of the best gag gifts out there. Take for example, the Personalized Fart Extinguisher. Basically, it’s an ordinary scented candle, except this company will let you personalize the label. For example you can write, “Light when Michael farts.” That’s just one idea, but you can write anything you want as long as it’s under 250 characters. The candles come in a variety of scents, from Eucalyptus Spearmint to Mahogany Teakwood, whatever that is. I know I would love to get a gift like this. It’s thoughtful, personal, and a great way to spice up a home.
31. Motivational Profanity Pencils
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($10.52 at the time of publication)
I’m a writer, so I was bound to include some writer’s tools sooner or later, and these Motivational Profanity Pencils are a great way to kick it off. Everyone knows that writers have a self-esteem problem, so why not get them these graphite pencils that have encouraging phrases printed on the sides. Phrases such as, “Write that sh*t down,” or “Take note, b*tches!” Each pack comes with ten pencils and five phrases, so two pencils for each phrase. The company, Chronicle Books, also makes some great journals, notecards, and pencil cases in a similarly humorous vein.
32. Man Bun Visor
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($14.75 at the time of publication)
This is a hilarious gift, maybe for your friend who’s always talked about growing his hair out but just hasn’t taken the leap yet. It’s basically a man bun-shaped wig with a visor wrapped around it. Aside from the fact that absolutely no one wears visors, it’s totally inconspicuous and convincing! It’s also a great way for someone to get an idea of what they would look like with a man bun, which I know is something I would have found incredibly useful before I decided to try it for real (yikes).
33. Passive Aggressive Notes
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($6.86 at the time of publication)
Honestly, I think everyone could use these Passive Aggressive Notes. They’re the perfect way to let someone know that they might want to consider shaping the heck up. The top section of the notes, titled YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER…, presents a series of checkboxes for various things the receiver might want to consider, such as “Improve your hygiene,” or “Getting a life.” The middle section gives you the opportunity to write a personal note, the third section keys them into the potential consequences of inaction, and the last section allows you to either sign off or check the “Anonymous” box. At the very bottom of the note they’ve included KISSES AND HUGS!, making sure everything remains civil.
34. Shakespearean Insults Chart
Buy or Read More at Uncommon Goods Here ($25 at the time of publication)
Words seem to be a theme of this list. Here’s another gift for that person in your life who seems to always be searching for the right word. Specifically, searching for the right insult. This poster is basically a mind-map of all of Shakespeare’s insults, lifted from all his works. So the next time you find yourself in need of a witty riposte, instead of resorting to the same old same old, you can call someone a “penurious and indubitate beggar.” The best part is, by the time they figure out what you said, you’ll be miles away.
35. Beer Briefcase
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($72.99 at the time of publication)
This is the perfect gift for the beer-lover who wants to have a good time while remaining inconspicuous and professional. It’s a briefcase built for the sole purpose of carrying beer. It holds six standard-size bottles of your favorite beverage, and the inside is lined with foam, ensuring not only the safety of your precious cargo, but keeping them cold and fresh during the Uber ride to the house party.
36. Neck Hammock
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($49.99 at the time of publication)
File this under “things I added to my shopping cart while researching for this list.” It’s a neck hammock, of all things, and it looks brilliant. It’s one of those things that if you gave it someone they’d more than likely never make use of it, but honestly, their loss. You just hang it from any sturdy object like a hook in the ceiling, a doorknob, etc. and viola! It’s like a mini action for your neck. Kick back, relax, and give your neck the rest it deserves.
37. Giant Meteor Election Sticker
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($4.99 at the time of publication)
There’s a lot of good politically-inclined gag gifts out there, but they tend to carry an undercurrent of meanspiritedness that just sucks the fun out of it for me. But when I saw this bumper sticker, I had to include it. The sticker is designed to look like an election sticker, like the ones that say BLAH BLAH 2020 or whatever, only this one reads, GIANT METEOR 2020, JUST END IT ALREADY. Not mean spirited, just expressing the ubiquitous desire to be free from our collective suffering.
38. UFO Detector
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($87.66 at the time of publication)
33% of Americans believe in UFOs, and about one in ten believe they have seen one (apparently), so chances are you know one or two of these people who don’t really believe we’re alone in the universe. So why not get them this UFO Detector? It’s designed to detect electromagnetic disturbances caused by unidentified aerial vehicles. Aside from the fact that it almost certainly doesn’t work, it’s perfect! But hey, it doesn’t hurt to hope, right?
39. Anatomically Correct Swimsuit
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($16.99 at the time of publication)
I dare you to try looking sexy in this. It’s an anatomically correct swimsuit. The one-piece suit is decorated like an exhibit from Body Worlds. It’s like a human cutaway, putting on display your organs, muscles, tendons, and intestines. Imagine giving this to your girlfriend with a completely straight face and watching what she does. If she really loves you, she’ll wear it. But if you really love her, you won’t make her.
40. Cat Battle Armor
Buy or Read More at Etsy Here ($600 at the time of publication)
Esty for another win! This time it’s cat battle armor, and there’s a lot to like about this gag. First of all, the design is badass and terrifying, yet somehow adorable? Not to mention it’s handmade, so you know the quality is there. Now, it is a little pricey, coming in at $600 dollars, but is there nothing you wouldn’t give to protect the life of your furry family member? All you need to complete the set, aside from armor of your own, is a cat-sized gladius and you’ll be ready for the inevitable apocalypse.
41. Things to Do While You Poo on the Loo
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($7.99 at the time of publication)
Ah, the joys of bathroom humor. It’s always a delicate venture, doing a poo on the loo. For one thing, you’re never quite sure how much time it’s going to take. Nowadays, you most likely just kill time by scrolling through your phone, but maybe you don’t like the idea of the thing you regularly press to your face being held within a few inches of the place where you take care of business. Or, maybe you just want to find something a little more stimulating than Donald Trump’s tweets. Either way, this book is perfect for you. It’s filled with all kinds of jokes, puzzles, mind games, and so much more. So the next time you poo on the loo, you won’t lack for things to do.
42. Giant Playing Cards
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($10.98 at the time of publication)
Okay okay, I admit it, I had these when I was younger. I was really into magic, it’s a dark time in my history. But honestly, these giant playing cards are super silly and super fun, and if you have kids, or if there are kids in your life, or adults who like to act like kids, they’ll love them. It’s also perfect for grandma, provided she doesn’t see too well, so hey, there’s a practical application here too!
43. Abusive Balloons
Buy or Read More at Firebox Here ($9.99 at the time of publication)
I got these Abusive Balloons for a friend of mine a couple of years ago. She has a dark sense of humor, so of course she loved them. Think party balloons, but instead of saying things like CONGRATULATIONS or HAPPY BIRTHDAY, they say things like HAPPY WHATEVER, and many other equally sarcastic and profanity-riddled congratulatory slogans. They’re a hilarious way to show you care without having to be cheesy about it. Just be careful you don’t give them to the wrong person.
44. Bubble Wrap Suit
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($29.95 at the time of publication)
You are LYING if you say you have never wanted to make a suit out of bubble wrap. But like most of us, you never had the time, inclination, or the necessary skills. Well, now you only need a few seconds and an Amazon account, because they sell an entire suit made out of bubble wrap. It includes trousers and a hooded jacket, every inch of it poppable. I can already see the high school seniors wearing this to prom…
45. Profanity Generator
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($9.49 at the time of publication)
Words are tricky things. They tend to slip away just when you need them the most. You know this, everyone knows this. That’s why this profanity generator is a perfect gift for just about anybody. All they have to do is flip through and find exactly the right word with the right amount of vulgarity for their situation. I know for a fact that my dad would love to have this one hand for when he has to talk to his coworkers. So for the next birthday or holiday, help someone special find the right words.
46. Remote Control Flying Shark
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($29.95 at the time of publication)
Do I really need to explain this one? It’s a remote control flying shark, what else do you need to know? The shark itself is inflatable, and stands about three feet tall and almost five feet long. It only takes four AAA’s to run and the remote control has a range of about forty feet. If you know any small children in your life who would just love another way to annoy their parents (and let’s face it, that’s all kids, right?) then this is the perfect gift for them, provided you don’t want to speak to their parents ever again.
47. St. Nicholas Cage Christmas Ornament
Buy or Read More at Etsy Here ($19.99 at the time of publication)
Any fans of Nicholas Cage in the house? This is another gem from Etsy, a christmas ornament adorned with the face of the greatest actor of all time. It’s perfect for the movie buff in your life. Or better yet, it’s perfect for that guy who won’t stop talking about how overrated Nicholas Cage is, which really should be considered blasphemy at this point, right? This ornament is basically real proof that Cage is a saint worthy of our praise. My advice, hang it on the Cage-hater’s tree when he isn’t looking.
48. Bathroom Guest Book
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($12.95 at the time of publication)
We’ve all heard of a guest book, but have you ever heard of a guestbook for your bathroom? Well, you have now, and you can get it on Amazon for only $12.95. Not only is this gag hilarious and charming, it’s also incredibly detailed. Bathroom visitors can include a plethora of details including not only their name and the date and reason for visit, but there’s also a spot where they can jot down any brilliant thoughts “inspired by the porcelain throne,” indicate which way they prefer to hang their toilet paper, and even rate their experience!
49. Thor’s Hammer Bottle Opener
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This next one is simple, but cute and useful. It’s a Thor’s Hammer Bottle opener, and while it probably won’t give you the power to summon lightning, it will almost certainly grant you the ability to open any bottle in the room. It’s about six inches long, so it’s definitely not something you’re meant to take with you, but it’s a great addition to the kitchen. And let’s face it, there’s enough Marvel fans out there that this is sure to attract some good vibes whenever you have visitors.
50. Burrito Blanket
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($24.99 at the time of publication)
Ever dreamed about being wrapped in a giant burrito? Well, dream no longer! This gag is so simple yet brilliant I’m mad I didn’t come up with it myself. It’s a blanket patterned to look like a giant tortilla! It’s definitely a good gift for college students, or for any parents you might know who have to tuck in their own little human burritos every night. There’s also a surprisingly wide variety of burrito designs to choose from, and even one that looks like a pepperoni pizza.
51. UFO Plant Holder
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($20.00 at the time of publication)
Did you know that UFO actually stands for Unidentified Flowering Object? Me neither, until I came across this little UFO Plant Holder. I’m a big fan a little plants sprucing up the house. I love succulents in particular, and the UFO plant holder is the perfect size for any little green guys in your home. It’s never too late to start finding ways to give your planters a little more personality, and I’m sure the green thumb in your life would agree.
52. How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($9.79 at the time of publication)
This is basically an instruction manual for cat owners who are worried their cat might be plotting their imminent demise. It comes with lots of helpful illustrations that highlight the exact expression your cat will make right before he or she strikes the fatal blow. But more than that, it also walks you through steps you can take to ensure your cat doesn’t want to kill you in the first place, including how to pet and feed it properly, among others. So at the end of the day, it’s really just a helpful and hilarious cat-owner’s manual in disguise. You might love your cat, but you have to admit that it never hurts to be prepared.
53. World’s Smallest Vacuum Cleaner
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I’m a big fan of the world’s smallest anything, but the world’s smallest vacuum cleaner might just take the cake. Despite being only about five inches long, this is a fully functioning handheld vacuum. It would make a great gift for anyone looking to get a little more organized, who’s just looking to clean up their desk a little, or with a dust problem that’s too small to warrant the regular sized vacuum, but is still just big enough to be annoying.
54. Bread Loaf Slippers
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($17.50 at the time of publication)
I can’t help but notice that a large portion of this list seems to be food related. What’s so intrinsically funny about things that aren’t food being designed to look like food? Honestly, I have no idea, but I do know that these bread loaf slippers are hilarious. Not only that, but they look delicious, which might be the only downside to all t
55. Donut Hole Coffee Mug
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($14.98 at the time of publication)
Speaking of food related paraphernalia, check out this donut hole coffee mug. It looks like a regular coffee mug with a slot attached to the bottom meant for storing a donut. I’m pretty sure that’s the definition of “ingenious” in the dictionary. And to be honest, it doesn’t have to be a donut. You can store any hand-sized edible object in there, like a cookie, a brownie, etc. And the best part is that when you’re done, you only have to wash one dish!
56. Butt/Face Soap
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This butt/face soap is a gag, but it’s also a real bar of soap, helpfully labeled BUTT on one side and FACE on the other. It’s a great gift for your roommates/housemates/family members who might be a bit picky about which hygiene products go on which parts of the body. If you want to go the extra mile, the same company also makes a FACE/BUTT towel so that your anal retentive friends and family can achieve maximum cleanliness.
57. How to Traumatize Your Children
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($10.82 at the time of publication)
I feel like most parents don’t need a book teaching them how to traumatize their children. I think it’s something most of them just possess a natural inclination for. Even so, if you are just starting on your parenting journey, I’m sure it’s nice to get a head start. Enter, How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill. I would say more but honestly, the title kind of says it all.
58. Retirement Countdown Timer
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($15.99 at the time of publication)
Know someone getting close to the big R? Help them keep their goal in sight with this Retirement Countdown Timer. As implied by the name, it tracks how many days you have left until retirement. It only goes up to 999 days (about three years), so it’s really meant for those for whom retirement is just around the corner. It’s definitely a good one for the parents, but it also has the added benefit of reminding you how many days are left until Dad finally starts that woodworking project he’s been talking about.
59. Wine Bottle Wine Glass
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($11.99 at the time of publication)
Finally, a wine glass that fits my needs! That’s what it says on the side of this wine glass, which happens to be the size of an entire bottle of wine. It basically looks like someone stuck a wine glass down the neck of a wine bottle, and yes, it really does hold the entire thing, all 750 milliliters of it. It’s made by Big Mouth Inc., which is a great company if you’re ever looking for more gag gifts. The wine bottle glass gives you just a slightly more classy way of drinking directly out of the bottle.
60. Grilled Cheesus Sandwich Press
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($44.95 at the time of publication)
Kind of like the political gags, I have mostly stayed away from religion-related items on this list, but I had to include this grilled “cheesus” sandwich press. As you might have guessed, the press brands into both sides of your grilled cheese the face of our Lord and Savior. Gag aside, this is actually a high quality appliance, and not only that, but for every purchase the company donates a portion of its proceeds to good causes around the world.
61. Beard Hat
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This one goes hand in hand with the man-bun visor. It’s a knit hat with a beard attached to it. I have no doubt that you have a friend in your life who complains, perhaps frequently, perhaps not, about his inability to grow a beard (not that I’ve ever done that…). Well, now you have a solution for him in the form of the beard hat. Not only will it give him that grizzled, masculine look he’s been longing for, but it also looks pretty darn comfortable.
62. Farting Piggy Bank
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It will be a dark day when fart humor finally dies. For now, the future still looks bright. From Big Mouth Inc. comes a piggy bank that looks nothing like a pig, although it does look like a butt. And where do the farts come in, you ask? Why, when you drop a coin in, of course. Every deposit in the fart bank is accompanied by the satisfying and hilarious sound of flatulence, so you can feel extra good about how much you’re saving.
63. I Flexed and the Sleeves Fell Off’ Tank Top
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We all have that friend who likes to work out, and let’s be honest with ourselves, we all love to make fun of that friend (and no, it’s not because they make us feel bad about ourselves. Right?) The tanktop comes in a variety of colors, and it’s made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton for maximum comfort. You know your friend is going to show off his biceps no matter what, so you may as well give him the opportunity to be self-deprecating while he does it.
64. Pizza Blanket
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($29.99 at the time of publication)
Are you tired of food-related gags yet? I hope not, because somewhere, some angel invented a pizza slice blanket. Not only is it plush and comfortable, but the pizza blanket actually functions more like a sleeping bag. It has a zipper on the side for maximum accessibility, allowing you to do the stuffed crust impression you’ve always dreamed of. This is a great one for the kids as well as the college students, and I don’t think it’s a coincidence that those categories so frequently coincide.
65. PimplePopper Stress Reliever
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($10.98 at the time of publication)
There haven’t really been any gross gags on this list so far, unless you count the butt soap, so hopefully this gag takes care of it. It’s called the Spot Popper, and it’s essentially a pimple popping simulator. It comes with a rubber piece of “skin” filled with “pores.” All you have to do is inject the pimple goo into the pores using the included eyedropper, then squeeze it out again along with all your rage and frustration.
66. Trump Socks
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($11.99 at the time of publication)
I know I said I would stay away from the political gags, but this one was too good to pass up. It’s a pair of socks adorned with a knitted depiction of Trump’s face, and most hilariously, a 3D clump of hair. You could get them for the Trump fans in your life (maybe as a joke, but there’s always the chance they’ll actually appreciate them), or you can wear them yourself and give your friends a laugh. The best part of the whole thing is that the socks actually come with a little comb so that you can style your Trump Socks’ hair to your satisfaction.
67. Potato Pal
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Ever wanted your face printed on a potato? Okay, probably not, but your best friend does, right? I mean, what kind of friend would they be if they didn’t? Honestly, you don’t even have to ask. Just get them this potato pal, which yes, is a real Idaho potato with your face printed on it. You just send a photograph of your choice to the manufacturer, and they’ll send you back your brand new potato pal, ready to occupy its rightful place on your best friend’s mantle.
68. Fishing Pole Campfire Roaster
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($18.99 at the time of publication)
Uncommon goods is another really great company who seems to be making some of the best gag gifts out there. For instance, take a look at this fishing pole campfire roaster. No more sore knees from squatting next to the bonfire while you roast your hotdog. With this gag, you can do all your roasting from a comfortable standing position. The pole is made from steel, and the handle from finished maple, making this a not only funny but high quality camping instrument.
69. Unicorn Taco Holder
Buy or Read More at Amazon Here ($14.95 at the time of publication)
I couldn’t finish out this list without including one more food-related gag. But don’t worry, this one was worth the wait. It’s a unicorn taco holder, and it fits right on the dinner table next to your plate. It’s definitely meant for younger girls, so it’s perfect for your daughter or maybe a niece, but that’s not to say it wouldn’t be a great and funny gift for a friend. And just because it’s a taco holder doesn’t mean that’s all you have to use it for. The Unicorn Taco holder can hold lots of things including poptarts, candy, really anything you can fit on its back.
70. Dog Mom Socks
Buy or Read More at Etsy Here ($14.25 at the time of publication)
There’s a lot of these types of socks floating around the internet, but these in particular are catered toward moms, and more accurately moms who have dogs, and more accurately moms who have dogs and also kids. The words are printed on the bottom of the socks. One sock reads, IF YOU CAN READ THIS, and the other, IT’S YOUR TURN TO WALK THE DOG. That way, the next time you want to let your kid know to take the dog out, all you have to do is put your feet up.